Most of these associates never knew who was behind this and I preferred it that way. For me, it made the experience much richer because without fail, I would casually walk by their desk and the valentine I had left in complete secrecy was prominently placed for all to see. I loved having this little secret and I treasured knowing that these various people enjoyed the random surprise.
It occurred to me that after all these years, I'd never given you - my bestest friend - a proper robot valentine. So, without further ado, I gladly, with love and happiness, give you this: